Oh dear God! Every damn time!

Some random soccer mom gave me the finger today while driving because I didn't slam on my brakes to let her over as she merged at the last minute. I was so shocked that I didn't even believe it at first. What the hell? Don't wait til the last minute BITCH! Those frickin arrows that tell you to merge start way before you need to. I guess it's just another sign that most people out there in the world are idiots. Today is Halloween, but it doesn't really feel like it because it is a monday. What the deuce is that all about? How are we supposed to ask like fools on a school nite? Oh well, I will try my best at my beloved friends' party tonight. I think that I need to step up my vitamins because I feel like crap. I just have no energy for anything yet I have a billion things to do. Why is it then when you have so many things to do, you can't do anything???!?!?! Stupid laws of the world. Oh well. Perhaps it is time for some AD. Nothing like AD to cheer you up. Lisa love Michael.
PS- Jason Bateman got Punk'd last night. He looked so friggin hot until he started smoking. What the deuce? Why does the world still think it is ok to smoke? I hope he sees it and realizes how much he looks like a fool. He can join the club with Matthew Perry.....my loves....

Attack of the killer squirrels

So a squirrel tried to get into my apartment yesterday. I was sitting on the couch with the screen door closed when a squirrel just ran across the balcony and started nibbling on the screen door. I made a hissing noise and he jumped and went away...how dare he try to get into our house! (I think it was a he, but you can never tell with those squirrel types)Tim and I holed up in the apartment today. We had slurpees and watched Batman Begins. That is true love right there. Nothing better than a giant slurpee and a great movie with your significant other. Oh, now there are two squirrels on the tree outside and they are shaking their tails at the dogs running around. Those squirrels are teases! Go dogs, go!

Kiss me Kate

I'm watching the DVD recording of Kiss Me, Kate that was filmed in London at the same theatre that I saw it at. I highly recommend Kiss Me, Kate for those who love musicals. It's funny, romantic and everyone loves the Taming of the Shrew. =) Plus, they use words like "wench"...ha ha ha ha. Everyone loves a good wench. I've tried to get Tim into theatre but I don't think it will ever be his thing. At least he is a good sport and lets me watch these things on my own.
We went to see Prime last night at the movies. It was really quite good. I want to steal Uma's hairdresser though.....she always has the hair that I want, that bitch. Plus, the guy in the film is super hot! It also reminds you of what it is like to start new in a relationship.....and the sex in the movie is hot as well! =) Go out and see it!

Me and the Disney goat

I brought these gifts for you....

Today was a good day although it passed by too quickly. I feel like the days get away from me and I haven't accomplished anything that I want to. My parents are in HK right now packing up the apartment. There is so much to do and I think that they are feeling overwhelmed right now. Plus, jet lag is a bitch. =) They were lucky though as they were upgraded to first class on the way over.
I have this great playlist on my iPod that is called "mellow". Right now I'm listening to Micael Buble and next is Jamie Blunt....Perhaps "mellow" is the reason why I don't get anything done! Perhaps an attic shall I seek.....

Can I fry your nads?

Today I took my X-ray licensing test. I think that I did okay but I hate how the radiology board threw in some random questions about the baseline fog of the film and what to do to measure it...or some BS like that. Who cares? That's what you pay someone to do for you. This is how I like to think an X-ray machine works: I put the person in front of it, I put the film in the holder, I position the person so that the x-ray will go through the part I want to see and then I push a button, it makes a noise and then we all go skipping merrily on our way. Stupid base fog! We don't care about you! Anyway, the best thing right now is that I have Tivo on my new computer so that I can watch all 2005 episodes of AD and family guy. Life doesn't get any better than that! I can't believe that my weekend was spent studying. I thought that part of my life was over. At least my brunch with my chica (FOR BRITISH EYES ONLY) was the highlight. We must do that more often....it's just so SATC! (Less slutty though)It's times like those that keep you sane when your life starts to get a litle out of control.

Boo

I think that I had the worst dream of my life last night. In my dream, my husband told me that he had cheated on me with some girls at a video game convention. Then some other women showed up because they heard I was having a mental episode. I tried to get on the phone, but it was shaped like a gun and I couldn't figure out how to use it. So...I basically didn't sleep from 4:45 onwards. Bee, you and I should be on IM in the early morn, keep each other company. Anyway, I've put it out of my head. I cleaned the apartment this AM and I'm doing laundry now. Nothing like a good clean to make you feel better. Oops, there's the buzzer. Hi ho...off to get laundry I go.

Mayon-egg

I am fortunate to be typing on my new laptop computer that I bought today for "business". Tim was great and had it connected wirelessly in about 10 minutes. It's so nice having a technosavvy husband! He is currently playing a game called Stubbs the Zombie where you play as a zombie in the 50's and go around eating brains. It's actually quite amusing and has a kick ass old school soundtrack. (That's the best part for me)I love new gadgets!I also realize that some family coalition has said that Arrested Devlopment and Family Guy are two of the least family friendly shows on tv. All I have to say is.....
1) Na na na na, Na na na na Holy crap here comes Jesus and he doesn't look too happy.
2) I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint

Tony Wonder!

As I sit here with my husband watching Arrested Development (Marry Me, Bianca!), I realize that these are the happiest times of my life. Nothing better than watching a great tv show in your PJ's with your loved one(s). Today my patient forgot about her appointment and then our meeting was canceled, so today was pretty much a bust. I have postposed my X-ray exam til monday as I have become the champion of procrastination. Case in point, it's taken me about 10 minutes to write the previous 10 words of drivel. My parents are leaving on Sunday to go back to Hong Kong and pack up the apartment. It's a little sad that all aspects of my childhood are going to be packed up and shipped in a giant crate across the ocean. I hope nothing falls off the boat! I think today I will end with a quote from Family Guy....I have these gifts for you they're up in my bum! Look at my fanny, look at my fanny, look at my fanny!

I have been informed..

The people that are working in the office next door are so loud. We can hear everything they say. My co-worker and I are thinking about saying something really weird like "hide the gun in here" just to freak them out. In case you are curious, they are talking about not having any hot water and then installing a dishwasher. Whatever. I am waiting for my mum to come into my office so that I can treat her. We were supposed to have lunch with Sarah and Steve today, but they decided not to come down to San Jose. It's okay because I have to study for the rest of the day anyway. Boo. I hate having to take an X-ray test. How boring.

At last...

So Sarah and Steve are finally married. Good times were had by all. The music was awesome, especially when he played the new BEP song which is really weird but so damn catchy! Love it. All in all, it was a great time. I felt so happy for them last night and it made me remember my wedding (all of 3 months ago). I hope they have a good time in Costa Rica and don't get bitten by any crazy snakes that Tim and I saw on tv today. Yikes!